Jellies Best For Mixing Mojitos?

From LiveScience.com:

Pulsating jellyfish and their swim pals stir up the oceans with as much vigor as tides and winds, scientists have found. Their study also found that the shape of the aquatic blobs affects their mixing abilities.

Until now, oceanographers had dismissed the idea that such tiny ocean creatures could play a role in mixing various layers of ocean water on a large scale. The argument was based on evidence that any swishing from fish tails, say, would get dampened by the ocean’s viscosity (a measure of a fluid’s resistance to flow — honey has a high viscosity compared with water).

But the new study, which is published in the July 30 issue of the journal Nature, reveals a mixing mechanism first described by Charles Darwin’s grandson that is actually enhanced by the ocean’s viscosity, making these tiny sea critters major players in ocean mixing.

The Jellies Have Landed

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The darndest things pop up in crop circles these days, but this is proof that our new alien overlords will be jellyfish. The above image is a depiction of Overlord Barclay.

Others, ignorant about such things claim the crop circle details an upcoming solar storm. That should know solar storms are created by reptilian space men that can only be contacted via a ouija board. Yet another failure of the educational system.

Gratuitous Jellyfish Photo of the Week

Day Trip to Monterey Bay Aquarium and Canary Row

We Welcome Our New Jellyfish Overlords

from Discovery.com:JAPAN-JELLYFISH

Giant jellyfish like this one are taking over parts of the world’s oceans as overfishing and other human activities open windows of opportunity for them to prosper, say researchers.

In this photo, a diver is attaching a sensor to track a monster Echizen jellyfish, which has a body almost 5 feet across, off the coast of northern Japan.

Jellyfish are normally kept in check by fish, which eat small jellyfish and compete for jellyfish food such as zooplankton, researchers said. But, with overfishing, jellyfish numbers are increasing.

These huge creatures can burst through fishing nets, as well as destroy local fisheries with their taste for fish eggs and larvae.

Photo credit: Yomiuri Shibun/AFP/Getty Images

TWTRCON 09

Stormy, here…

I made it to the conference this morning after what hust have been the worst cab ride in the world. Since BART was not running this early from East Bay, I had to take a cab from El Cerrito to the City. The cabbie I don’t think had ever been out of the county before. When we get to the Bay Bridge, he drives up to the toll plaza, drives up to the Fast Track booth… and parks the car.

He looks around for someone to give money to and tells me, with a shocked look on his face and says there is no one to take the money. I tell him he is in a Fast Track lane and I can tell that doesn’t register.

I point to an attended lane that takes cash since he does not have Fast Track in the car. So he BACKS the car up into oncoming traffic and tries to get in the right lane.

At this point I am just wanting to get out of car and run for my life.

Once in the city, I learn he can’t take direction. When I say the “exit is in the far left lane” he pulls into the right lane. So I repeat myself several times and then he jerks the car across four lanes to make the damn exit.

I get him going straight and I just want to get to Market Street with my life intact. Once I get out of the car, he asks me how to get back. Since he clearly couldn’t take directions, I just told him to go straight – I figure he will be safe once he runs out of land in North Beach.

Have you been jelified?

Woot! We got the blog up and running.

Now back to the php…. ::grunt::

I have almost forgotten about that Warcraft thingy…